We had a Few Problems While You Were Away...

URGENT MESSAGE: CONFIDENTIAL

We didn’t want to bother you while you were away from the office. We know that this time off was very important for you, and we really tried to take care of matters without your involvement.

At first we didn’t think you’d mind a little problem. Then we thought we could take care of most of it ourselves before you returned. Then the insurance company became uncooperative and began making unfounded allegations rather than dealing with our claims. We still thought we could take care of things, until the police got involved...

...Don’t worry, I’m sure once they find your car we’ll be able to work most of this out. Your attorney says you’ll get no more than three years if you cooperate.

Welcome Back!




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