Father's Day Sweepstakes Winner!

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Congratulations!!! You are this year’s Super Father’s Day Sweepstakes Winner!!!

...The Monday after Father’s Day, our driver, Max, will come to whisk you away to our Headquarters in Cheboygan. If you live on the West Coast, please give Max an extra two or three days’ driving time to get there.

...And, not only will your picture be on the label, but we will make a cast of your face to mold the pies. Soon all of America will be eating YOU!!

...Moreover, just so your friends and neighbors won’t miss this exciting recognition of your achievement, we’ll call a press conference to be held on your lawn during the rhubarb presentation!!

CONGRATULATIONS AND HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!



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