Happy Birthday from the IRS

Re: Income Tax Audit

Dear Taxpayer:

This letter is to inform you that we have reviewed your latest tax return and find a number of irreconcilable errors which demand immediate attention. Therefore, pursuant to § 28 USC 465(f), we must request your participation in an income tax audit of your financial records.

...The following are a few of the issues that have raised concern and prompted this investigation:

1) You have made numerous deductions which cannot be allowed:

...d) $14,200: claimed medical expenses to visit a parapsychologist to have the spirit of an ancient pygmy god named Do-wah exercised from your body...