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Happy Birthday from Sam's Burial Plots & Discount Mortuary



Happy Birthday
from
Sam’s Burial Plots


Happy Birthday!!! We wanted to congratulate you on this wonderful day of celebration. It’s not often that we have the good fortune of writing to someone of your advanced age. Typically we must be content to speak with the next of kin. But you’re still alive and kicking, so were very honored to be able to correspond with you.

Many people fail to prepare for their ultimate destination. Consequently, arrangements are often made last minute and under difficult circumstances. Today – your birthday – is the best time to consider purchasing a burial plot, because today you’re one step closer to us! And we’re here to welcome you to your port of final departure...



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Midland Retirement Center








Happy Retirement
from
Midland Retirement Center


Congratulations on your retirement!! We wanted to personally acknowledge your many years of hard work and devotion to your job. You’ve put in many long, hard hours and you deserve something good for yourself. You should be commended and rewarded for all your achievement over the many years...

...At Midland we like to promote activity for our residents. That’s why all our condominiums start on the 5th floor of each building and go up to the 27th. Of course elevators would promote inactivity, so we took them out and replaced them with fire poles. Can’t you just see yourself every morning zipping down 27 stories, clinging to a greased metal pole for dear life. After that you won’t even need your morning coffee...




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