Happy Birthday from Sam's Burial Plots & Discount Mortuary

Happy Birthday
Sam’s Burial Plots

Happy Birthday!!! We wanted to congratulate you on this wonderful day of celebration. It’s not often that we have the good fortune of writing to someone of your advanced age. Typically we must be content to speak with the next of kin. But you’re still alive and kicking, so were very honored to be able to correspond with you.

Many people fail to prepare for their ultimate destination. Consequently, arrangements are often made last minute and under difficult circumstances. Today – your birthday – is the best time to consider purchasing a burial plot, because today you’re one step closer to us! And we’re here to welcome you to your port of final departure...