Travel: Bon Voyage & Welcome Back

We had a Few Problems While You Were Away...


We didn’t want to bother you while you were away from the office. We know that this time off was very important for you, and we really tried to take care of matters without your involvement.

At first we didn’t think you’d mind a little problem. Then we thought we could take care of most of it ourselves before you returned. Then the insurance company became uncooperative and began making unfounded allegations rather than dealing with our claims. We still thought we could take care of things, until the police got involved...

...Don’t worry, I’m sure once they find your car we’ll be able to work most of this out. Your attorney says you’ll get no more than three years if you cooperate.

Welcome Back!


Bon Voyage from Happy Holiday Travel. Your itinerary has been slightly changed...

Re: Travel Itinerary Acquisition and Changes

Dear Customer:

This letter is to notify you that your travel package has been sold to us by your travel agent, and therefore we will be taking care of all your travel arrangements for your up coming vacation.

...However, we will have to move your departure date forward a few days. Your new departure date will be today. To account for the unexpected early departure we managed to get you the latest flight of the day, which departs at 11:58 p.m. We must ask that you ensure your timely arrival at the airport at least six hours prior to departure. Flights in to areas of recent military activity require additional Homeland Security screening...