Loan Denial. Ouija Board says "no."




Re: Loan #4928475494b-9 Application Status

Dear Loan Applicant:

National First Underwriting underwrites many of the nation’s consumer loans, including the loan for which you recently applied.

...we must deny your application based upon other factors which have recently been found to be better indicators of a person’s future loan payment performance.

First. Our records indicate that were a chronic bed-wetter until you reached the age of 14...

...Third. We asked the Ouija Board what it thought, and...

Best regards and lots of luck...

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