Happy Birthday, From the King

Office of the King
Central building Square
UF-PD 1-0, Room 452-95D

Dear Distinguished Ancient One:

If I may introduce myself, my name is Straungstun, King Reginald Straungstun III. I am the humble ruler of a small and brave new country...

...Because we are such a young country we have very few people who have reached old age. In order to better balance our population, we have recently begun inviting elderly individuals, such as yourself, to immigrate to our country.

...We offer many benefits for people who participate in our OLder Dignitaries For Advanced Retirement Training (OLDFART) Program...

Happy Birthday and Happy Trails!!!