Midland Retirement Center

Happy Retirement
Midland Retirement Center

Congratulations on your retirement!! We wanted to personally acknowledge your many years of hard work and devotion to your job. You’ve put in many long, hard hours and you deserve something good for yourself. You should be commended and rewarded for all your achievement over the many years...

...At Midland we like to promote activity for our residents. That’s why all our condominiums start on the 5th floor of each building and go up to the 27th. Of course elevators would promote inactivity, so we took them out and replaced them with fire poles. Can’t you just see yourself every morning zipping down 27 stories, clinging to a greased metal pole for dear life. After that you won’t even need your morning coffee...